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Bazaar market
Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Santa ki chatri
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Jailor Funny Sms
Jailor Funny Sms Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
Interviewer
Interviewer karo or kartay jao! Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Dcotor to santa
Doctor to Santa Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I’m in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
shaddi ke badhai sms
Shaddi ki badhai Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
