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Now Sardarni

Now Sardarni Sardarni: kya si na, k condom di jaga rumaal na ban, Hun rumaal andar reh gya ay Sardar: POSITIVE THINKING RAKH!!! kaka langoti paa k aai ga (karosms.com)

One Chance

One Chance sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“ bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“ haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“ newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“ pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu [...]

Air hostess & sardar

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….

Teacher & Sardar 2

Teacher: Woh konsi cheez hai jo insaan ki izzat ko mazbooti se pakar k rakhti hai? Sardar: Miss shalwaar ka nara.

Sardar ki jawan betian

Sardar bought a Pressure cooker, next day he return the cooker. shop keeper y r u retrning it Sardar says Ghar mai jawan betian hain aur ye sala seetian bajata hai

Aik sardar or orat

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha. pashab karne ki jaga dika dain. sardar g kafi deer sharmane k bad bole. pehly tum dikhao.

Teen Sardar bed per

Teen Sardar bed per so rahy the, un teeno ko jaga theek se nahi mil rhi thi phr ek Sardar bed se niche sone lga. 2nd Sardar: Ab jaga hogai hai, uper aja

Father’s name

In Exam, 2 sardar Brothers appeard 1wrote Father’s name: ranjeet  sing 2nd wrote: karak singh Teachr:Whts this? Replied: Sir! vrna Ap kehte cheating ki hai..