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Mooli the Paratha

Sardarni to Sardar: Have u Eaten Mooli Da Paratha…? Sardar: NO.. Sardarni: Jhoot Mat Bol Kameeney..! Lips Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie.,:-) More Sardar Sms

Side effects

A Sardar was cutting the sides of capsule before taking it. His friend asked. Why are u cutting the sides of capsule. He said. To avoide Side Effects.

Bacha school jatay hoay

Bacha School jatey huway Ro raha tha. . . Sardar: Shair de bachey Rondey nai. . . Bacha: Saaleya Shair de Bachey School vi naii jaande. More sardar sms

Ap nay kuch kia kioun nahi?

Doctr:Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap ne kuch kia Q nai? Sardar pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Lga K Chipkali Usy Pakr kr wapis ajyegi.

sardar larki ko ghor say dekhta hai

Sardar Road se jati howi Larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha Larki ne usy Lanat di Sardar Apne Dost Se bola: . Poch rahi hai k kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs km krdo?

Son to sardar

Sardar Funny Sms Hindi sardar sms Son 2 sardar: “papa, 1+1 kinay honday ny? SARDAR: “Ulu da ptha! Nlaiq! Idiot! Besharm! Khota! Tnu kuj nahi aonda? Jaa Andron calculator le k aa.

1 Sardar Pepsi Se poti Dho Raha Tha

1 Sardar Pepsi Se poti Dho Raha Tha. 2nd Sardar: Oye Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai? Pani Se Dho Na.. Sardar: “Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do?”;->

500 ki texi

2 admi motor cycl pr pankha ly kr ja rhe they , Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi krwai or un k pichey lag gya, Kuch fasly par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lgai or bola, Saleyo bijli agy nai labdi tusi skutaran te pakhe laey hoay ney.