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Coffe Shop

Sheikh in coffee shop with wife Sheikh:Jaldi pi thandi ho jaye gi Wife:fer ki hoye ga. Sheikh:aina di rate list waikhi ya? Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee Rs.45

Faqeer to sheikh

Faqeer to Sheikh: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. SHEIKH: Ye lo “HAJMOLA…”;->

Teri maa ab dunia main nahi rahi

Shaikh sehri me utha to dekha k uski BV mr gai hy Wo rota huwa apni BeTi k ps gya or use gale lga k bola Tri Maa ab is DunYa me nhi rhi Uska PaRaTha Mat BnaNa More Jokes & Sms

Sheikh ka beta

Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees de Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de de doodh walay ki aur amma ki aik bat bataonga Abba: ye lay 5 Rps jaldi bata Beta: doodh wala amma ko bol raha tha k abhi tak mahinay k paisy nhi diye kal se doodh nhi milega Moral: Sirf sheikh hi [...]

Dhobi 15 rupay

Sheikh dhobi se Istari k kitne lo ge? Dhobi:15 rupay, Sheikh 15 rupay rakh kar istari utha kar bhag gaya… Geo Sheikho…

Sheikh ka beta must see

Sheikh Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki Ek Baat Bataun Ga.. Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao.. Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga [...]

Shiek or kaila

Shekh:”kela” kitne ka hai? Dukandar:5 rupe ka Shekh: 2 rupe ka deta hai? Dukandar: 2 mein to iska chhilka mile ga Shekh: ye lo 3 rupe or chhilka utaar lo^ Send your sms to karo sms

Seikh kangal a good news

1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha bachon ko un k nanky bhej do R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao Mera Allah malik Main apny susral chala jata hon.