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I love u when u love love me

I love u when u r sad. I love u when u r happy. I love u when u r teasing. I love u when u r laughing. I love u when u r angry. I love u when u love love me.

Shaky hand writing letter

Daughters letter after marriage “fine here mOM. hUSbanD FUCkinG me All TIMe-WhilE baTHInG. COOkInG, WAshInG, IRonInG, reAdiNG anD SorrY 4 ShakY HandwriTIng

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

A just Born Baby was Laughing – funny message sms

A just Born Baby was Laughing really Hard with its tiny fist closed!! The confused Doc unfolded its tiny fingers and found a birth control Pill!!

Driver bhag gia tha – funny messages

Teacher: Aaj phir tum late aaye ho, tumhain period ki mportance ka zara bhi andaza hai? Papu: I know aik dafa meri behen k periods miss ho gay thay! to meri ammi behosh ho gai then.. Mere abbu ko Heart attack ho gya tha! Or humara Driver bhag gia tha.

85% log sex is liye nahi kartey – funny messages sms

PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti. YOU R RIGHT? Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.

Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi – funny sms

Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi. Husband: Bolo. Wife: Main pregnant hon. Husband: WOW! Its good news. Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar main bataya tha bohat maar pari thi.

Bura laga?

Kia aankhen kia surat Kia chehra aap ne paya hy Jese peepal k darakht se bhoot utar aya hy – - – - Bura laga? – - – To wapas drakht par charh jao., More Sms