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subzi teri handi meri
funny sms Subzi teri ho,Handi meri ho, Gari meri ho,Petrol tera ho, Ghalti meri ho,Pitai teri ho, Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho k, Mangeter teri ho,Or shadi meri hoâ€
next day faraz
Suhagraat k next day . Mr Faraz “Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye” . Judge: “Kyu…?” . Mr faraz: “Mein ne sex ka kha to…… ……to kehti hai MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE” “faraz Sms“
Ludo nahi kheli kya tu ao?
Boy gave a dice to a Girl and said: If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5 I’ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi.
Hum to vaise bhi akele the
Sorry Sms Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya, Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia, Hum to vaise bhi akele the, Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Sorry Sms Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
sardar in balcony
Sardar Sms Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha, Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain! Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.
soch kr jawab dena
Riddle Sms Its challenge 4u Agar kisi larki ki lash mily to kese pata karangy k woh musalman hai ya kafir? Khoob soch kr jawab dena ok reply must me w8
uses of fouk puck
English Adult Sms Uses Of FUCK Aggression : Fuck U Rsignation: Oh, Fuck It ! Confusion : Wht The Fuck Disgust : Oh Fuck Despair : Fucked Again Sensuous : Em Dying To Fuck U … ;->
