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Doodh cup say peena gwara nahi
Mehfil-e-sex sajao to koi bat bany, Do char Randiyaan nachao to koi bat baney, Doodh cup se pena gwara nhi mujko FARAZ, Direct mm’mon se pilao to koi baat bany
A lot of guys
Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, [...]
School main gadhay
Boy! school me gadha le aya Mis: Ye gadha kyun laye ho? Mis ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye.
Pathan ko door say dekha..
Door se dekha to pathan nanga khara tha. or or or or kiya? Qareeb jane ka to sawal hi peda nahi hota..!!
Ajeeb Dastroor
“Tere” “Mekhane” “Ka Ajeeb” “Dastoor” “Hai FARAZ”, “Usi Ko Jam” “Milta Hai jise” “Pena Nhi ata”.
Big true of the life
Zindgi ki Sabse Barri Sachaee: Qabaristan K Bahar Board Par Likhi Thi, “Manzil to Meri Yahi Thi, Bus ZINDAGI Guzar Gayi Meri Yahan Aate Aate.”
Great philosopher mohsin
Objection to Newton’s law of gravity by the great philosopher Mohsin!:-) “The last drop of Susu does not obey the force of gravity until u shake the Nono!
Nice Message for nice person
“ÑicE” Me$sägE For “ÑicE” PEr$Öñ iñ “ÑicE” $eä$0ñ Öñ “ÑicE” Reä$Öñ With “ÑicE” Wi$he$ To “ÑicE” FrieñD At “ÑicE” TimE.. T0 $äY i like you!