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Garam Thanda Karo
Thora Garam Thanda Ziyada Piya Karo. SMS Zara Naya Kiya Karo. Agar Samajh Na Aye to Hamse Puch Liya Karo. Hum SMS k GURU hain humse Roz NEW SMS le Liya Karo.
I say and you listen
I Say and You Listen, Its a Good Friendship. You Say and I Listen, Its a Better Friendship. But I don’t Say and You Understand, Its Best Friendship
9 Month main jata hai
SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy, Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..?? 1. TiME ChAngE 2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->
Cheel or kawa urra
Cheel Urri… Kawwa Urra… Maina Urri… KUTTA Urra… Is Baar Pata Nahi Konse Mulk K Liye Urra hai… Wese Samajh To Gaye Hongay Aap.
Doggi Style Boss
Boss f*ck his secetery in Doggi style. After coming home, Wife askd: Aaj bare thaky thaky lag rahe ho ! Husband : Aaj office me Kuttay ki tarha kaam kia hai ??
I am 7 letter city
i am 7 letter city. my 2nd,3rd.4th letter is a bird. 1st,2nd,7th,4th is a part of face.4th,7th,1st,3rd is a way saying good.4th=5th u r a genius reply.
Taxi signle
Raat ko 1 larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli”oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai” Car wala bola, ” main b yahi samjha tah”
Haseena has two bombs
Naaz na kar ae hasena senne main daam ham be rakhite ha, Agar brazear main doo bomb tum rakhite ho, Tu under wear main gun ham be rakhite hain.
