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		<title>Notice for who don&#8217;t smoke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2010 07:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a warning to all those people who don&#8217;t SMOKE: &#8220;One day all ur friends will DIE and you will be left Alone.&#8221; More Adult Sms]]></description>
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		<title>Yeh poori qoam k liay sharam ka muqam hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeh poori qoam k liay sharam ka muqam hai k humaray president ko aik ghair mulk main juta mara gaya &#8230; . . Asal . . . Haq tay sada si;-&#62;]]></description>
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		<title>A boy wanted 2 know the age of his Friend</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Sms short text A boy wanted 2 know the age of his Friend so he asked: my dear what&#8217;s ur date of birth? Girl: 4th july.. Boy: which year? Girl: every year :-P]]></description>
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		<title>Fäther is watching F.T.V</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fäther is watching F.T.V, sudenly Son comes &#38; Father diplomaticaly says: Ghareeb larkiyan, kapray lainay k leay bhi paisay nahin. Son: Is say bhi ghareeb daikhni hay to C.D hay meray pa$.]]></description>
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		<title>Pakistan main 1 samandar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pakistan main.. 1 samandar 5 darya 9 dam 1843 nahrain 638246 kuwain 98834672 nalkey 93167346 tankiyan 734219465 tootiyan Per kaka ! Tu nahanda fer v nahi:-)]]></description>
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		<title>Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 15:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain? Student: Sir! Khatam Shud Ne, Kyun K Har Kitab K Akhir Me Isi Ka Naam Likha Hota Hai.]]></description>
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		<title>China and korea restaurant in Pakistan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr.Lee Chu from China &#38; Mr.Han Tiya from Korea came to Pakistan &#38; opened restaurant No custumer came there bcoz They named it Chu-Tiya RESTAURANT]]></description>
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		<title>Newtn&#8217;s 1st Läw of poondi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 08:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[¤Newtn&#8217;s 1st Läw of poondi&#8230;@ ¤Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his heäd by ä lovely girl&#8230;@ ¤This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi&#8230;@ ¤but Beghäirti remäins constänt:]]></description>
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		<title>Calls and messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salam! Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls or msgs arhe hain log tang krte hain Poochte hain k &#8220;Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hay&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Aapka time over</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 00:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Death Angel 2 girl: Apka time Over ho chuka grl: koi Bchny ka raasta? Angel: Yes If U kiss the one who is reading this MSG girl: Aaaaaa Thooo Tu jan kadd..]]></description>
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		<title>Chand kahan hai?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 14:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny adult sms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? P ati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-&#124;]]></description>
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		<title>Select on day for..</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Koi Ek Din Select Karen. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Or Us Din Meri Dawat Kar Dena. THANK YOU. More Hindi funny sms]]></description>
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		<title>ABCD Say shoro</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Short Text]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dejiye!]]></description>
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		<title>Larki Pareyshan hai?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agar koi larki pareshan hai ya udass hai to ye taveez usko send karo khush ho jaye gi, Aazmana zaroor. &#60;0&#62;&#60;3&#62;&#60;0&#62;&#60;7&#62; &#60;7&#62;&#60;3&#62;&#60;2&#62;&#60;3&#62; &#60;3&#62;&#60;8&#62;&#60;0&#62;.]]></description>
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		<title>Husband wife say tang..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Short Text]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Husband &#38; Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon&#8230;! is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ? More funny sms]]></description>
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