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No.17
Larkon ko Larkiyon k bary bary pasand hoty hen orjab
wo chalti hen to unky hilty huway bohat piyary lagty hen
Kiya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyary piyary
Barey barey
‘BAAL’
TuM jo samajh rahe the woh b thek ha.
No.16
Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…
No.15
Teacher : Batao woh kon c cheez hai jo tum roz dekh tou sakte ho par pakar nahi sakte ?
Student : sharmate huwe bola
Miss! aap k mummay. More Hindi Adult Sms
No.14
Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha
Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni Boli 5% Sharam, 5% Dard Or 90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye
No.13
Larka Jaldi Jaldi Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha.
Larki:”itni Jaldi Kya Hai?”
Larka:”Kahin Tumhara Baap Na AaJaey
Larki:”Tension Mat Lo,Woh Tumhari Maa Chod Raha Hai:- More Adult Sms
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No. 12
Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Gand me Ghusa le
Msg karta nahi
Gift chahiye
GANDU KO…
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No. 11
1 pakistani went to international cooking contest
when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty karhai
judge : kiya bana rahay ho ?
pakistani : “chootiya“
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No. 10
1 pakistani went to international cooking contest
when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty karhai
judge : kiya bana rahay ho ?
pakistani : “chootiya“
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No. 9
A child on juice corner-
Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?
Father- Hai,
Teri Mummy.
Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!…
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No. 8
Na Hum aids se derty hain
Na hi Condom se kerty hain
Hum to duniya se derty hain
Iss liye Haath se kerty hain
HAPPY MUTTHH DAY
Send this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL friends
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NO.7
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
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No.6
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck?
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
A.) “Is it in?”
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.
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No. 5
Chut Ke Ashiq
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
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No.4
most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,
paani ke bina tu tatti se libraiz chuttarh dhoo nahi sakti….
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!
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No.3
Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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No.2
meri DUA hAi
K
tUmhe. . .
MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . .
hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . .
tUmhAry OpEr chArhy……. ;->
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No.1
Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?
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K
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Kash
Us din
“main jaldi sojata“
