Think you go for shopping
Wife: I am not feeling good.
Husband: Its to bad i was thinking to go for shopping.
Wife: I was joking na.
Husband:Yeah me too..
Chal Roti Bana
Bhagna Mat Plz
Wedding night ko PATHAN room me jatay hi apni wife se bola. !
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Bhag mat jana hum PEPSI lay kr aaya hay :p
Truck kay neechay
Police:
Darwaza kholo tmhari biwi truck k neechy aa kr paper jesi bn gai hy.
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Sardar:
Tay darwaza kholn di ki zarurat a thallon ee phara deyo.
Achi Baat Barkat kay saath
Achi baat!
“Raqm ko bar bar count nhi krna chahiye is se wo kam hoti hai aur is me barkat nhi rehti
yaqen nai ata to bar bar apna balnce check kar k dekh len:p
Shadi kab kar rahay ho?
2005
Aunties Teasing Young Boys:Beta Shadi Kb Kr Rhe Ho?
Boys Replied Shy: Bus G
2012
Aunty:Beta Shadi Kb Kr Rhe Ho?
Boy: Bus G Pepsi Zra Mehngi Ho Jaye.. 
Wordily Measures
Special people are cherished beyond all wordily measures,
for in our memory they shine brighter than gold n last longer than diamonds Good Night
Hindi Daaru Ek Botel 300
LOVE V/S DAARU
LOVE- PAGAL
DAARU- MOD FRESH
LOVE – NIND NAHI
DAARU- MAST NIND
LOVE – 1DATE K 2000/-
DAARU EK BOTEL 300/-
LOVE= SABKI SUNO
DAARU = P K SUNO
FAISHLA AAPKA……………
Place in your heart
U l T i M a T e _ T r U t H
A TRUE FRIEND
Fills The Place In Your
HEART
That
You Never Even Knew Was
MISSING …