1 bar langar taksem ho raha tha
1 bar langar taksem ho rha tha
1 shakhs ny 2 admiyon ka khana manga
Jb us se swaal kia giya k 2 admiyon ka khana q?
To us ny kaha 1 mery liey or 1 us shakhs k liey jo kony me betha Sokhi roti pani me dabo kr kha rha hy
Is per usy jawab mila usi ka dia to hum taksem kr rahy hain
Us Shaks ny pocha kon hy wo?
Jawab mila: wo Hamary Khalefa Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq(R.A) hain.
Aisy hoty hain Hukamran.
Little girls want barbie
Little girls want Barbie dolls and little boys want expensive Cars….
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When they grow up,
they exchange their choices..
Close ones in our life
“Sometime we Fail to Understand the Feelings Of Very Close-Ones in Our Life”
“Becoz A Book held near to Eyes is Dificult To Read”!
Coffe Shop
Sheikh in coffee shop with wife
Sheikh:Jaldi pi
thandi ho jaye gi
Wife:fer ki hoye ga.
Sheikh:aina di rate list waikhi ya?
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee Rs.45
500 Bricks In Plane
An Interview By A Psychological Professor:
Professor in Viva: There are 500
bricks in a plane, U droped one outside, how many are left?
Student: That’s easy sir,499!
Professor: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Student: Open the fridge,Put the elephant in & Close the fridge.
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Mobile ka fayda kiss ko?
Mobile Ka sb se ziyada Faaida pakistani qoum ne uthaya.
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Ab bath room me Mom bati le jaane ki Zaroorat nhi Parti..!
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5 Janwar Jo Pani Main Hain
Teacher to sardar:
“5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?”
Sardar: “Fish”
Teacher:
“Good and baqi 4?”
Sardar:
“Fish di Maa, Pio, Pehn tay Pra”
Sentence during exam
THE ANGRY MOMENT!
when u tell ur friend a sentence during exam and he says:’nahin yar ye nahin tha’
and u are like,
‘dafa ho khud he kr le phr’ :@