Tum main phelay see baat nahi
FUNNY GHAZAL…
Us ne kha;
Tm me phly c bat nai!
Mene kaha;
Insan hn koi science ki ejad nai,
Usne kaha;
Ab b ksi ki ankhon me dob jate ho?
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Waste of engergy
Topic: “M*UTH”
‘M*uth’ is the branch of s*ex that deals with the study of boys and their imaginary relationship with girls..
In this case a lot of energy is being wasted in a short interval of time
To calculate loss of energy we use the formula:
1 m*uth = loss of energy gained in 10 days from 10 bananas per day.
So, avoid further m*uths
For all my m*uthal friends…
A Public msg from “M.C.A”
*M*utH Control*
(Association)
‘Muth’ is the branch of sex that deals with the study of boys and their imaginary relationship with girls..
In this case a lot of energy is being wasted in a short interval of time
To calculate loss of energy we use the formula:
1 muth = loss of energy gained in 10 days from 10 bananas per day.
So, avoid further muths
For all my muthal friends…
A Public msg from “M.C.A”
*MutH Control*
(Association)Topic: “MUTH”
‘Muth’ is the branch of sex that deals with the study of boys and their imaginary relationship with girls..
In this case a lot of energy is being wasted in a short interval of time
To calculate loss of energy we use the formula:
1 muth = loss of energy gained in 10 days from 10 bananas per day.
So, avoid further muths
For all my muthal friends…
A Public msg from “M.C.A”
*MutH Control*
(Association)
Nargis dance on shadi
Son:
Dad ma apni shadi pr Nargis ko bulaon ga.
Dad:
Nhi
Owais Qadri aay ga
Mother:
Q behs krty ho,jb dono 1 jitny paisay lety hain to
NARGIS hi aay gi..
I am on facebook
An ordinary person wil b wid books
Bt an extraordinary person wil b in book.
B an extraordinary person lyk ME.!
I’m on
“FACEBOOK”
Book tou book hoti hai 
Kutta car kay neechay
Aik Pathan ne raod per khari car k neechay kuttay ko leta hua dekha, To kuttay ko dum se khencha aur kaha:
Bahir NIKAL bara AAYa Mechanical
engineer..! 
Lagta nahi kay sath nibhay ga dair talak
Lagta nahin k saath nibhaye ga dair talak
Lekin wo mujh ko bhola paye ga dair talak
Jo bhi kareeb aye ga us k koe bhe shakhs
Ussy zaroor wo mere dastan sunaye ga dair talak
Dhondy ga wo mujhy unhi galion main aek din
Dhondy ga or mujh ko na paay ga dair talak
Main sahilon ki rait py likhon ga us ka naam
Wo paani py naksh bunaye ga dair talak
Kis haal main hun us k baad main
Sun kar usy yaqeen na aye ga dair talak
Ministry of water and power
A.R.R.
1.Do u know that the pleasure of making love in the dark is 10 times stronger than when the light is on?
2.Do u know that taking bath together with ur partner under shower increases ur love by 20 times?
A public service message by Ministry of water and power to save electricity and water.
Shadi nahi ho rahi? check it out
Ek admi ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi
wo mannat mangne darbar pr gya or wahan uski maa gum ho gai
Admi bola :wah ALLAH tari khudai
Apni to mili nahi aba ki b gawai
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