Achanak Khana
Cool sms collection
Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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Chamaaaatt 
Which is best single or married?
When u r Single,
You See Happy Couples Everywhere,
But
When u r Married,
You See Happy Singles Everywhere…. 
Cockroach In I.C.U
2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein 1 sath admit thay.
1st:Kisne maara??
2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya..
Humain kon yad kray ga
Humain kon yad kray ga is bhari dunya may . ‘-,Ay Khuda,-’
Bina matlb k to ye log tujhy Bhi yad nahi krty……
Catching A Tiger By Pakistani Police
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newton’s Method-
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einstein’s Method-
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It. .
3- Police Method-
Catch A Cat & Beat It until It Accepts Its A Tiger!!! :D
Geo News Lagao
Light hai to Geo. news lagao India ki supar star katrina kaif mar gai hai
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!!! mujh per 
Sentence In A Single English Word
Teacher to pathan:
can u translate the following sentence in a single English word?
Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai?
Pathan: Motivating
Student Toss In Exam
Exam ki rat ko student ne tos kia
Head aya to
Sona ha
Tail aya to
Film dkhngy
khara rha to
Ganey sunygy
Or agr hawa me rha to
qasm se puri rat parhyngay:p:D