Achanak Khana

Cool sms collection

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?

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Chamaaaatt :-P :-D

Which is best single or married?

When u r Single,

You See Happy Couples Everywhere,

But

When u r Married,

You See Happy Singles Everywhere…. :( :D

Cockroach In I.C.U

2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein 1 sath admit thay.

1st:Kisne maara??

2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya..

Humain kon yad kray ga

Humain kon yad kray ga is bhari dunya may . ‘-,Ay Khuda,-’

Bina matlb k to ye log tujhy Bhi yad nahi krty……

Catching A Tiger By Pakistani Police

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newton’s Method-

Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einstein’s Method-

Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It. .

3- Police Method-

Catch A Cat & Beat It until It Accepts Its A Tiger!!! :P :D

Geo News Lagao

Light hai to Geo. news lagao India ki supar star katrina kaif mar gai hai

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!!! mujh per :-)

Sentence In A Single English Word

Teacher to pathan:

can u translate the following sentence in a single English word?

Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai?

Pathan: Motivating

Student Toss In Exam

Exam ki rat ko student ne tos kia

Head aya to

Sona ha

Tail aya to

Film dkhngy

khara rha to

Ganey sunygy

Or agr hawa me rha to

qasm se puri rat parhyngay:p:D