Respect Flower

Angraiz Pathan se: what’s your name?

Pathan:

Respect flower..

Angraiz: What?!!

Pathan: Yara..

Ezat Gul..!!

Dosti Ka Dagh

Tum”DOSTI”ka wo DaGh ho

Jise hum BONUS se dho nhi skte

ARIEL se saf nhi kr skte

SURF EXCEL se mta nhi skte

Q

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Kuch”DAGH”to ache hote han.

(” =)..

Jannat main janay ka hukam

===HADIS===

“Kuch aisy log hongay jin ko

JANNAT me janay ka hukum diya jaega,

Lekin wo JANNAT ka raasta bhol jaengay”

Ye wo log hain jin k samne,

Aap RASOOL

(S.A.W.W) ka Naam liya jay or wo

DAROOD na parhenge.

Jb tak ye SmS

frwrd hota rahega

apko or mujhe is ka

AJAR milta rahega.

People Expect Somthing

“Expectations are gift, not a curse.

When people expect something from you,

it means you have given them a reason to believe in you.”

Misbah last try

Misbah ne last bal pe 6 marne ki koshish ki to wo gir gya or us k andar sy awaz i:

” Hum Mazrat khuwa hain”

Ap k system me matluba sahulat muyasar nhi!

ilam walay

Jis Nay RAB K Liyay Jhukna Seekh Liya Wohi”iLM” WaLa Hay

Kyn K iLM WaLay

Ki Pehchan “Aa’jizi ” Hay

OR JahiL Ki Pehchan” Takabbur.

asslam o alaikum

Woh meri girlfriend thee

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi

Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi

Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani

w0 Bolti or Me Sunta tha

Ab w0 Mri BV hy

Hm 2no Bolte hn

Pura MOHALA snta hy.,.:(

Susar ka dulara

Apne SaSuR ka dulara hun me,

SASU MAA ki ankh ka tara hun me,

Apni BIWI ko bhi pyara hun me,

ye sb “SAPNE hen yaro

fil’hal to abi “KUNWARA” hoon mein.