English movie dekhnay say
Log kehte hain english movies dekhne se english ajati hy mene 2 saal movies dekhin or sirf ye english sikhi
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oh yeah, come on baby, push more, ahh ah oh ahhhhhhhhhh!
Yeh koi nahi janta
Kisi Insan ko Dukh dena itna Aasan hai jitna Samandar mein Patthar phekna..
Mgar ye koi nhi Janta k wo Patthar kitni Gehraee mein gaya hoga..
Saroor-e-khas
:Golden Words:
Allah ki mohabbat say aik saroor-e-khas milta hai aur ye aik aisi aag ki manind hai jo har gunah ko mita deti hai.
Aurat kay liay sharam kee baat
:Golden Words:
Aurat k liye sab say bari sharam ki baat ye hai k woh ghar say be’parda niklay.
2 Adami train main
Train me 2 adami safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: aftab sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein, time pass kar rahe hein.
Har kissi ko Ehmiyat do
Hr kisi ko itni “EHMIYAT” do jitni wo tumhain deta he
Agr kam do gay to “MAGHROOR” kehlao gy
Agar zyada do gay to “KHUD” gir jao gay….
Tu khud jaan lay tera hai Qusoor kitna
*(Allama Iqbal)*
Hai nafs k haathon tu mjboor KITNA,
Sub jaan k b hy aaj la shaoor KITNA,
Jis chehry ne hy 1 din matti men mil jana,
Us chehry pe hy tujhe ghuroor KITNA,
1 sajde k inkaar ne IBLEES ko shetaan bana dia,
Tu khud jaan ly tera hy qusoor KITNA,
Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nhi,
Tery waasty roye thy woh HUZOOR{S.A.W.W} KITNA,
Tu ne chakhi hy faqat gunaahon ki lazzat
Tu kya jaane
A Muslim
zikr-e-Elaahi men hy suroor KITNA..
Rubber ka glove
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga
Sardar-Abey pagal hai kya? ye le 20 rupay, naya le le