Shadi kee raat
Shadi ki rat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi sy kya bole?
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Akhir wo bola
Tmhre ghr wal0n ko mal0m hy..
K Tm yahan hmare sath ho?:-D
Ice cream on date
Jo Larki Date Pe Ek
Ice Cream Khanay se Khush Ho jAAye…
Wo
Us BV se Bohat Behtar Hay
Jo Puray Maah ki Salary Le kr bhi khush Na Ho
ZUBAIDA APA K TOTKEY.
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I larki ko khusray say peyar ho gaya
1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya
During s*ex
Larki:
Dalo na
Khusra:
Da*l to raha hun
Larki:
A*ndar to nai hay
Khusra:
bahir bhi nhi hay. :
Apni biwi ko apni income dian
Management lesson
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% Income dene se 10% sakoon milta he. Jub k apni gf ko Income ka 10% dene se 100% sakun milta ha
Paisa apka
Faisla apka!
Hazrat Mohammad PBUH 10 good habits
HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) ki kuch adaat
1- Chalty wqt nigah nechay rakhty
2- Salaam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman’Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sb k samny krty
6- Bimaar ki mizaj’pursi krty
7- Jb khary hoey gussa aata to beth jaty or bethy hoey gussa ata to lait jaty
8- Miswaaq krty
9- Esha se pehly kbi na soty
10- Kbi khul kr na hansty sirf muskraty
ALLAH is sms ko FRWD krny waly ki tmam Hajtain puri kare
Ameen.
Be care of 2 people
Zindagi main 2 Logon ka Bohot khyaal Rakhna,
1 wo Jis ne Tumhari JEET k liye Sub kuch Haara ho (Father),
2 wo Jis ko tum ne Har Dukh main Pukara ho (Mother).
Juda Khud say kaisay karoun
Dil-E-Nadan Ajab Justju Mein Hai,
Tum Se Phir Shauq-E-Guftgu Mein Hai,
Juda Khud Se Karoon To Kaisay Karoon,
Teri Chahat To Meri Gardish-E-Lahoo Mein Hai..!!
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Sabaq phar sadaqat ka
Teacher : Sabaq Parh Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka..
Sardar : Lo, kar lo gal,
Apna Yaad nai honda tay hun inna 3naa da vi yaad kariye,
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