Pathan Tableegh main gaya

Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.

Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.

kisi Ne Waja pochi To Pathan Kehne Laga

“ye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti”

Admi ne kaha

“Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.

Pathan “Wo To Mujhe B Pata he. Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,

Irade par b 1 Neki hai.

Sath tumhara dena hai

<~~GHAZAL~~>

Sath Tmhara Dena Hai,

Or Sath Tmhara Pana Hy

Pathron K is Shehar Mai,

ik Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hy

Aasmano pe Jo Rishta bana,
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A smart boy in a class

Pichli Line m betha bacha:

miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain.

Miss pas i or jab lace tie krne k liye jhuki to dekha k bacha us k boobs dekh raha hai.

Miss: haramzade is liye mujhe bulaya?

Bacha: nhi madam baki sari class ko aap ki gand dikhani thi is liye.

Baat sun jigar

@ ßaat sun jigar,

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Koi naya SmS aaya hai tere paas?

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Agar hai to

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Kaghaz pe likh k,

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“GAND ME LE LE.

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SEND TO TERE SE HOGA NAHI.

Darzi kapray lay kar bhag gaya

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

Sin in an Aeroplane

Height Of Confidence :

Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane

After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.

All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One

People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT WONT EVEN START !! :-D

For All boys

Jis se aanchal bhi nahi apnay sar ka sambhala jata,

Us sy kia khaak teray ghar ki hifazat hogi!

(For all those boys who like very fashionable girls)

Relation between Allah & Human

The basic fact of relation between ALLAH & HUMAN;

Allah gives , gives , gives & forgives…

HUMAN:gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….