Ik jhalak
IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE
TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI
ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE
College Ki Larrkiyaan
College Ki Larrkiyaan
Yeh College ki Larrkiyaan
Kharrkti hain jin ki Chattiyaan
Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker
Bas Mutth pe hi Guzara Ker
Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki
Hasraton kay Khail ki
Bas haath youn chalata Jaa
Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa
Elephant and girl
Girl: Doc, look at my vagina.
Doc: how come the hole is too big.
Girl: I was raped by an elephant
Doc: But elephants have small dicks.
Girl: He fingered me first.
One More Try Girl
PUSSY PUSSY LITTLE STAR LET ME RUB U IN THA SALWAR ,
UP ABOVE THA LEGS SO HIGH,
ALWAYS WET NEVER DRY,
COME ON BABY DON’T FEEL SHY ,
GIVE ME BABY ONE MORE TRY!!
Karo Karo or kartay jao Paa jee….
Purra Lay Lay
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…
Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi…
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi….
Boy kiss
BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?
I am first to say u Eid Mubarakh
Don’t open it for atleast 2 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !
Eid mubarakh after 2 days
Read this SMS after 2 days
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ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna
acha chalo parh lo may be
i ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**