You may die

D o n ‘ t
W a i t
T o
B e
H a p p y
T o
L a u g h …

Y o u
M a y
D i e
A n d
N e v e r
H a v e
L a u g h e d … (:

G o_O d
M o r n i n g

Neend say bojhal

PAlkien Neend Se BojhAl Zror HAin

Lekin , , ,

So Gaye Hum To Mehfil Ujar Jaye Gi…..!!

Simple boys & Modern boys

Girls KY PROBLEM:

Simple Boy Pasand Nhi

Modern Boy Haan Nhi krta

Smart boy Milta Nhi
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Aur
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“ME” In Chakkaro Mein PartA Nhi…

Do you use facebook Jaan?

A boy to his paindu Girlfriend:

“Jaan Tum Facebook use krti ho?”

Girlfrnd: “Nahi main qudrati khoobsurat hoon”:p :D

Related site facebook

Dunya News Pehla Hawai Jahaaz

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan uraya gaya tha.? ?

Jawab janye is break k baad..

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Ufone tm hi to ho..

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LU ka zeera plus..

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Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam..

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Zong sub keh do.

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Pantene Katrina ki pasand or Katrina sub ki pasand

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Bank Al-Habib bachat account..

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Surf Excel dadi aik minut..

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Tarang hi tarang hy..

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Maza awami kha badami

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Welcome back

Duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaz “Hawa”me urhaya gya tha.

Bachay kee age

Ek bache se ek aadmi ne uski age puchi..

Bache ne kaha GHAR par 14 saal

SCHOOL mein 12 saal

TRAIN mein 7 saal

Aur

Facebook pe 18 saal!!!

Black Black night

Ho gayi hai ab to black-black night.
Chand ne bhi kar di hai white-white light.
Sweet-sweet sapno ki tum pakad lo flight.
Oh my “FRIEND” hav a gud gud night.B-)

Poetry For Good Night

Meri lotery Nikal ai

Husband:

agr meri lotery nikal aye to tum kya karo gi?

Wife:

aadhay paisay le kr tumhe chhorr don gi

Husband

Meri 100 ki nikli hai

yeh le 50 aur dafa ho jao!