main kaise paida hui thi
Adult Messages Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi? Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi. Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
naukrani maaf karo
Adult Sms wife catches husband with naukrani NAUKRANI:maaf kardo bibi jee 500rs ka lalach mila tha. WIFE:may tujhay 5000rs doun gi bata tu nay sahab jee ka khara kaisay kiya?
acting
adult sms khobsorti aishwaria pay khatam acting shah rukh khan pay khatam bharam john ibraham pay khatam aur aap muth mar mar kay khatam
Khulli kartay hain
Adult Sms Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Monl: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Whole Into Whole
Whole Into Whole 1 sorakh me 6 sorakh kis tarha dalo gay? Socho? Socho? socho na, Answar Is Very simple . . . Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
zameen par
AaJ Ladkiya mardo se kam nahi, Hume is bat ka koi gam nahi, Mane ke wo chand pe jaegi, Magar zamin pe Akar, Hami se CHUDWAYEGI….;->
Nichay ap liay gift hai
Adult funny sms, Adult messages Hindi Nichay ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai | | | | Danda hai. Gand me Ghusa le Msg karta nahi Gift chahiye GANDU KO…
Child to nurse
Adult Funny Sms, Adult hindi sms Child To Nurse. kea Main Ap Ka Pass So Jaon? Nurse: Yes So Jao. Child: Kea Main Aap Ke Naaf Main Ungly Daal Loon? Nurse: Yes Daal Do… Nurse: Oooh Aaaah Yeeah Naaf Naheen Ha… Child: Yeah Ungly Bhe Nahen Ha!!!
