Shama kab chahti hai

Shama kab chahti hai kisi ka DIL jalane ko, Shama kab chahti hai kisi ka DIL jalane ko, . . . Parwaney toe khud hee aatey hain… . . Apni Maa chudaney ko !

Jaib mein condom

Jaib mein condom Jisay koyal samja benchod wo kawwa nikla Dosti k naam pe madarchod bharwa nikla Jo roka krte thay chodne se hamay Benchod un ki hi Jaib se condom nikla

Thak, Thak, Thak

Thak  Thak  Thak.  G Kon?  Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?  Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.  Acha..!!  Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?“  Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,  Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain“