Ajeeb Mizahj
ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“ magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha
Ek officer kiss
Ek officer kiss Ek Officer School cheking k Doran Dikhta hay k ek teacher Larki ko Pakar k Kiss Ker raha hay….. Officer: Whar is This? Teacher: “MAR NAHI PAYAR“
Faraz Adult Sms Gand Main Kharish
jane woh mujhe dekh kar kyun mou pher leta hai faraz shayad mujhe dekh kar uski gand mein hoti hai kharash
Adult Sms Chappa
Chappa Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya
Adult sms Rape
Adult sms Rape main karachi chor kay ja rha hooon Q k reema ka rape ho gya hay or police mujhy pe shak k r rahi hay to bhi nikal jaaa Q k us ki kutya ka bhi rape hoa hay
Adult Sms – Pregnant
Adult Sms – Pregnant A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe
Naughty Daughter
Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga> beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra
Male Female
Male Female Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”
