Beta baap se
Beta baap se. Abu main ne khowab m dekha k mera aek pair zameen pr or dusra asman pr tha. Baap beta aise khowab mat dekha kro warna gand phat jai ge;-)
Pathan ki Qalabazi
Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak Qalabazi khai Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo Hum 1000 Rs dega Pathan:Tum Lakh b do hum dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.
Dirty sms larki
1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg… Sandal utari 56kg… Jacket utari 53kg… Fir Dupata utara 52kg… aur coin khatm… 1Bhikhari bola… Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.
Dirty Sms
Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers…. Rub it up & down gently… . . . . . . . …. that’s the right way of washing a glass!
Dirty Sms
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!
Dirtry Sms
Dirty Sms Boy: Aunty ur apples are touching me.. Aunty: it’s my apples Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana! Karo karo or kartay jao must raho!
