Eid par juice pio
Eid Ul Azha sms Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye ma’m, they disturb me. Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na. Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.
Zardari Kasai Association
A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num, 9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia [...]
Mess on Eid ul Azha
Eid Ul Azha Adult Sms ‘Vagina poem’ A Hole That Never Heals The More U Rub The Better It Feels No Medicine No Pills All It Asks Is A ROD That Drills (William Sexpear)
Phathan or samandar par larki
Eid Ul Azha Sms A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in karachi asked a phattan sandwich loge?’ phattan replied, ‘o, sand may kyon?, room may kyon nahi?’
Naswar aur eid ka chand
17 crore NABEENA PAKISTANION ko 15 Pathan Bhaion ka ShukarGuzar hona chahiye jinhone ZOR-e-NASWAR per CHAND dakh kr EID ko MUMKIN bnaya.
Use condomn on Eid
Eid Funny Sms A sardar breaks an egg to make an omellette. He notices that the egg is empty.Sardar says, ‘Bhenchod aaj kal murghey bhi condomn use karne lage!!!!!’
Lipat lipat kar sona
Eid Ul Azha Sms Yeh Waqt Nahi Hai Roney Ka Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka Us Waqt Q Nahi Roye Thi Jab Lipat Lipat Kar Soye Thi
Rent A Bakra
,^ ^, (‘, ‘) \’_’_’_’)~ | | | | Ye Lo Bakra Eid tak isay khilana Pilana Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena Maine b Qurbani krni hy
