Doob kar mar jao
Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 98th Änniversary hai.. Sö plz sub pyar karny walon se request hai k… “DOOB” kar mar jayen. Shukeria. . .
Kal jaye ga
Pathan Sms Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na? Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!:
karo bistee
Insult Sms . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bisteeeee . . . . .
bottle and glass
-=[ bottle and glasses ]=- 12/96 ( * ) * ) * ( ) ( ( ( ) ( ) ) * ) ) ( ( ( ( * ) H ) ) [ ] ( ( * |-| * ) ( * ) [...]
4 Cheezaan
Punjabi Adult Sms 4 Cheezaan Jinna da koi jorr nai. 1. Neendar Phattay d.. 2. Jawani Kattay d.. 3. Kamaai Sattay d.. Te 4. Khurak Tattay d….!
sab se famous cheez
Jija Sali Sms Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
mujhe masharti aloom nahi ati
Sardar & Pathan Sms Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati. Sardar: pr main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
Meri Taraf Se Gift
Ascii Adult Sms \ / -<( ¤ )v( ¤ )>- Ye lo BRA. Ab khud mat phen lena, tumhari girl frnd k liye hai. Meri trf se gift.
