Yaqob uncle
Funny Sms Baap: Tipu Sultan kon thy? Beta pata nhi? Baap: School jao tu pata chale na. Beta: Yaqob uncle kon hein? Baap: Pata nai Beta: Kabhi ghar raho tu pata chale
Guess the song
Funny Sms Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song. Guess which song? guess! . . . O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me..
Aaj Ke Din
Insult Sms “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” To You Shocked ? Actully Aaj Ke Din James Hawk Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon
Cuting Cermony of Fucking Instrument
Adult Sms Shohar: Munnay ki Khatnay krwanay hain Card English me kaise likhwaon? BV: We Heartly Invite u on Cuting Cermony of Fucking Instrument of our Son. Kindly join us!
Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
Funny sms Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batany k liye 1 KEERA SHARAB me dala to wo mar gia Teachr:Ap Ne Kia Seeka? studnts: SHRAB penay se Pait k keeray marte hain
Kafi hain?
Funny sms Urdu Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me, lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz kafi hain ya or likhon.
Main akela
Funny Sms Pakistan mushkilat me q hai? Q K aabadi=16 crore jis me se 4crore retire, 4crore govt OFficer jo kam nhi krte, 2crore school me, 2crore 5 saal se umar, 2crore byrozgar, aur 1,99,99,998 jail me, baki bache aap aur me, aap sms check krne me busy ho, ab aap btao me akela pakistan [...]
my sincere advice to you
Funny sms Every walk of life will contain ups and downs,,,, flowers and thorns…. So my sincere advice to you is……… ‘jutti pa k phirya kro!!!”
