aao na jaan

Suhag Raat ko Hakley ne kaha: Aa aa aao na ja ja jaan chu Chu Chu Chu Chu chu Biwi panty utar ker boli: Ab Chusley Chumley ya Chodley Par chu chu Mat kar….

ab to koi bachi phasa lo

ab to koi bachi phasa lo Phool murjhate ache nhi lagte Ap luli khujate achy nhi lagte ab to koi bachi phasa lo mere jaan Roz bathroom me hath chalaty achy nhi lagte Good night!

doodh peena chor dia

doodh peena chor dia Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum? Student: main Teacher: wo kaise? Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai Magar abu ab bhi peety hain

library me aag

Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola “ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai” dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai

abu mein kaise paida hua

Son:abu mein kaise paida hua dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay son:Bhai dad:dua se son:chacha dad:wo b dua se son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya