pea say peanuts
ANTI MISBA & PEANUTS Reporter: “What is ur favorit thing” . . . Anti Misba: “PEANUTS mein se . . . ….”T” nekal do to mere favorit cheez ka naam bnta hai”
one mms recieved
One MMS recieved Name: Video Clip Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds Starting now… Loading.. .. … …… ….. ….. Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga
A pink rose
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
I had a camera
If I had a camera I’ll snap every your movement Every smile Every actions And keep in my House to scare all ghosts ha…
Khud Khush hamla
Adult Sms choot chorangi per ek choot ne khud kush hamla kiya 14 chootein halak 10 lund zakmi 22 topay khul gaey 40 MAMAY la pata AUR kai jhantin sulag gaein police ki foran karwai se 19 TATTAY PAKRAY GAEY baqi tattay farar sms miltay he under ground hojao
kissing is an inquiry
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
bush or aik sardar
Sardar Sms BUSH AIK SARDAR SE:YAHAN BAAT BAAT PER BHENCHOD Q BOLTE HAIN IS KA KIYA MATLAB HAI? SARDAR:IS KA MATLAB HAI WATAN SE MOHABBAT KARNE WALA. BUSH INDIA AAKAR BOLA:BAHART K BHENCHODO,MAIN BHI AIK BHENCHOD HOON LEKIN GANDHI SE BARA BHENCHOD MAIN NAY NAHI DEKHA
Khoon ka badla khoon
Adult Sms A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.
