Very clever
Very clever Some One wrote a letter to Major Rohail Agr tum zaheen ho tu 100 ka balance bhejo Hoshyar ho tu 200 ka blnce bhejo Agr dono ho tu 300 bhejo . . . . Major Rohail sent 600 Rs. And wrote YARA MEI IN SB KA BAAP HU “funny Sms“
Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat
New Year Sms in Hindi Ek-Khubsurti..! Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapna..! Ek-Sachai..! Ek-Kalpana..! Ek-Ahsas..! Ek-Astha..! Ek-Vishvas..! Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!
Naya saal mubarak ho aapko
New Year Sms in Hindi din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2008 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
aaj kall ki demand
boy to girl :aaj kaal choot ki demand zyada hogai hay !!! girl : yeh demand aur bhi zyada hojayegi agar tum larko nay gaand marwana na choori tu
Can u solve
Can U solve “Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?” Socho Demagh larao Phir socho nhi solve howa na Chalo khair Ye Banta hey After shair Pao Ha ha ha ha ha ha……. Posted in Funny Sms
Love begins with smile
Love begins with a smile, Grows with a kiss, Ends with a tear. When you were born, You were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, You’re the one smiling And everyone around you is crying.
Daily karo
Adult Sms Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli, tu pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli, tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily,
my wife is better
Adult funny Sms 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better” 2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said… ”U were right, your wife is better..
