Maa ka doodh
Funny Insult Sms in Urdu Maa ka doodh piya hai to neeche dekh * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Bap ki aulad hai to uppar dekh
Interesting Game
Insult Sms Lets play GAME Its very interesting Ready? 3 2 1 0 Start, kya START? Bhosri k kaam ker lo her waqt Mobile ki Gand mein mat ghuse raha karo.
Baap k TATTEY
Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain? . . . . . . Boy: Nahi . . . . . Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai..
Lun have an accident
Yesterday my lun have an accident wid phuddi n admitted to choot hospital near TOPA chowk, Dr.TATTA said matter is serious..Bund needed so plzz donate ur bund.
Hath may pakro
Ghar may practice karna: -Aik angoor lo -Hath may pakro -Ab apnay danton k beech may rakho -Ab aahista se sheeshay may daikho langoor k mou mein angoor
Ch. Shujaat dukandar se
Ch. Shujaat dukandar se: “A aiynuk waly bandar di photo kinnay di ae”.? Dukandar: “Ch. Saab aey photo naee, sheesha aey..
ghar se mat nikalna
Jis tarha sooraj nikalta he her rat k bad, chand alwida kehta he mulaqat k bad, tum ghar se mat nikalna, warna log kahan ge, Mandak nikal aya barsat k bad.
