paaro or chandar mukhi
Adult Sms paaro aur chandramukhi ka noor aap par barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse; aapki zindagi mein aye itni ladkiya, ki aap apni chaddi pehanne ko tarse.
logo kee maa
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Major ye sb kese..? . Major Rohail: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”
bay qayas
Hasratain be qeyas hoti hain, Soratain gum shanas hoti hain, Jin k honto pe muskurahat ho, Unki ankhain udas hoti hain
one mms recieved
One MMS recieved Name: Video Clip Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds Starting now… Loading.. .. … …… ….. ….. Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga
Faraz Mehboob ki yaad
Faraz, kesi khushi, kesi wehshat, kese jazbat, kesa khaoff, The number u have dial is powered off…:D Mehboob ki Yaad me Petrol-Pump Py Cigret kia jalaya faraz… Meri Tu dunia hi Badal gai Ik dhamaky k Baad.
jin ko hukam
Jin: Kya hukum hai mere Aaqa? Aaqa: Pakistan se Load Shedding aur Mehngai kam kar do, aur Petrol sasta kar do. Jin: Aaqa! Hukum do “Harami Pan” mat karo.
rape ho gaya girl
Adult Sms 1 call girl 1000 rupe ka note bank me jama karwane gayi. Cashier- Ye note nakli he. Call Girl zor se chillayi- Mera R@PE ho gaya. Mera R@PE ho gaya.
karo bistee
Insult Sms . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bisteeeee . . . . .
