Eid After 4 Days
Eid Sms ((__))…….. ¿”.= “‘”””‘)? ‘ y’”+””y’ Aftr 4 days EID UL AZHA will come, i M the 1st 1,to wish u Eid Mubarak & sending a cow as ur Eid gift:-)
Zilhaj Mubarakh ho
‘ZILhaj’ Mubarak! ‘Jo Musalman dusre Musalman ko ‘ZILHAJ’ ki khabar de, Us k liye ‘Jannat’ ki Kushkhabri hai’ ( Farman-e-Rasool.S.A .W.W.)
Happy Eid-ul-Azha
Eid-ul-Azha Sms “”__””.*.*.*.*.*.*. APPY.*.*.*.*.** __””__oly .*.*.*.* m0nth of Zil-Hajj .*.¤.¤.¤.=======¤.¤.¤
sandwich & girl friend
adult sms AGAR oven men sandwich jall jae YaGIRL FRIEND pregnant hojae tu 1 he khyal ata he….. kASH 1mint pehle nikal lya hota….
Mera Munna
Adult sms Suhagrat k bad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha? Husbnd: Ye mera munna tha. Biwi: ise bahar hi khilaya karo, andar garmi mein ultiya karta haiii
Kiss karo ya sex karo
Karo sms Kiss: height of love Nipples: peak of love Boobs: shape of love Penis: length of love Pussy: depth of love Testicles: weight of love Fuck: experience of love.
laughter opposite
Adult sms Sir:What is the opposite of laughter …? sardar: SEX. Sir:How? Sardar: Laughter is – ha ha ha ha ha & Sex is – ah ah ah ah ah – – -;-) Hahaha:
lock laga dain
Insult Sms Agr koi acha sa sms ho… Tojaldi sy……… Usy paper pe likh k Fold kr k Almari men rkh k lock lga den. Kahin ghalti sy send na hojy……….
