soch kr jawab dena
Riddle Sms Its challenge 4u Agar kisi larki ki lash mily to kese pata karangy k woh musalman hai ya kafir? Khoob soch kr jawab dena ok reply must me w8
Sub ka Number aye Ga
Funny Adult Sms Height of Request : Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi Kutto Kamino Khuda k wastay Laro to Nahi Sub ka Number aye Ga
Big Hole
Adult Sms Larki: dr my Hole Is 2 Big! Dr Looks In Da Hole & Says My Gudness Gudness Gudness Larki:Y R U Repeating Words? Dr:Repeat nhi kr rha Awaz goonj rahi hai.
Dil torne wala kia jane
Funny Poetry Sms Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??
deewani larki
Adult Sms Ik Larki thi dewaani si… Ik Larkay pe wo mar… Kuch lena tha usay… Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi Jab bi milti thi muijhey….. Ye hi pocha karti thi…… Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
me teri bahoun main ana chahti houn
Desi Poetry Me teri bahon meiN ana chahti hun, Apne lips tere lips se milana chahti hun, Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapre, Mei tere bistar ko sajana chahti hun, Tujhe apni chhati ka nazara dikha k, Usey tere hathon se dabwana chahti hun. Apni dono tango ko thora sa khol k, Apni [...]
Mirza Ghalib ki date
Mirza Ghalib se 1 larki ne milne ka wada kia Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha “‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de, Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya’
HIV Positive
Larki wale: Beta Drink karte ho? Ji han Cigarette? Har Roz Jua/satta? Bilkul Danga-fasad? Adat hai Sari negative baten hain kuch +ve b hai? Hei na,HIV+
