Larki Kuri Or Stand
Ek Larki stand par apne hath me Whisper leke khadi hoti hai. Bhikari: Maai kuch de na. Larki: Maaf karo. Bhikari: Wo bread ka packet de na. Larki: Kal aana sauce laga kar dongi
bottle and glass
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new year beginning
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Happy New Year
Meera geo par
Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or railway line pe dono taangen khol kar late gai. Next day GEO per khabar aayi: Shalimar Express kal se ghayeb hai.
strict than teacher
Life is more strict than teacher. Bcoz Teacher teaches lesson & then takes Exam, But Life first takes Exam & then teaches Lessons.
Judge Pati or Patni
JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ? PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu, PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!! Posted In Adult Sms
closest thing to women period
Adult Sms What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come
mobile rules
Adult sms Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna,battery fategi to gand fat jayegi,log hath se gand dhote hain,aur tum gand se hath dho baithoge.
