gand me ungle
GAND ME UNGLE Anti Misba apne bache ke gand Mein ungli de rhe the Major Rohail Ye kya kr rhe ho..? Anti Misba Army k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhe ho
freind like u is not like
A friend like u is not like boobs, coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
Kitne paise lo gi
Adult Sms Sardar: Kitne paise lo gi? Girl: Bed 500, Sofa 200, Zameen pe 100. Sardarne 500 diye. Girl: Yani Bed pe? Sardar: Nahi 5 baar Zameen pe.
Hum zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – - – - Aur – - – - Aur – - – - Aur – - – - Bell bajakar bhag jayengey… Posted in Funny Sms
Wife saw a dream
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewellery And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
kissing is an inquiry
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
sardar running behind bus
Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver, ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi. Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!
Khoon ka badla khoon
Adult Sms A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.
