Aik pregnant aurat

Funny Adult Sms Mom to kid : jo bache angootha chooste hain unka pait phool jata hai . Aik din bache ne Aik pregnant aurat ko dekha aur kaha: Muje pata hai tum kya Chusti ho.

Mom ki average

Adult sms Papu: papa ap mom k sath kya kr rahy thy? Papa:  Beta petrol dal raha tha, Papu: papa mom ki average check krwain, subah nokar b petrol dal k gaya hai…. Hahaha