paaro or chandar mukhi

Adult Sms paaro aur chandramukhi ka noor aap par barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse; aapki zindagi mein aye itni ladkiya, ki aap apni chaddi pehanne ko tarse.

some girls borrow

Some girls beg & some girls borrow. Some girls lead & some girls follow. Some bring joy & some sorrow. But the best ones just blow, suck & swallow!

Meera geo par

Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or railway line pe dono taangen khol kar late gai. Next day GEO per khabar aayi: Shalimar Express kal se ghayeb hai.

cock Sucker

This is a cock sucker detector Please blow in the phone….. .. scanning…. The test was positive 90percent sperm breath… COCK SUCKER ! Posted in Adult Sms

Judge Pati or Patni

JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ? PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu, PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!! Posted In Adult Sms

Khoon ka badla khoon

Adult Sms A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.

oh my dear

New year Sms Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

closest thing to women period

Adult Sms What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come