In this year
New Year Sms Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009 ..
Meera geo par
Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or railway line pe dono taangen khol kar late gai. Next day GEO per khabar aayi: Shalimar Express kal se ghayeb hai.
Kitne paise lo gi
Adult Sms Sardar: Kitne paise lo gi? Girl: Bed 500, Sofa 200, Zameen pe 100. Sardarne 500 diye. Girl: Yani Bed pe? Sardar: Nahi 5 baar Zameen pe.
Net Work Tariff
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!
Judge Pati or Patni
JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ? PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu, PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!! Posted In Adult Sms
Beemar call girl
Funny Sms Aik “Call girl” Beemar ho gayi. Doctor: Yeh lo Dawayi aur tumhain araam ki Sakht zaroorat hai, Ess liye 3 din bistar say dour räho
