Zakhmi
Adult sms jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey
Shohar Wife
Shohar or Wife Shohar:- Ye lo, Sara din riksha chalaya,400 kamaya aur 350 ka tail lag gaya. Wife:- Ye lo 1 ghanta din ka lagaya 5000 kamaya aur 1 Qatra tail ka nahi lagaya…
suhag raat
Adult sms, funny adult sms Aik Dafa Dulha 3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla Tou Dosto Ne Pocha Itne Din Suhag Raat ?? Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
boy 2 sale girl
Adult Sms, New adult sms Boy2sales Girl:give a condom? salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size? Boy:ok SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size, wait.. Give “L‘ wait.. Give ‘XL‘ oh sitt Give me a tissuepaper
Gandu
Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,? . Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain. . kioun sahi kaha na . ab men tujhe kiya kahon . Condom . Ya.. . Gandu
Newly Young boy
Newly young boy Newly Young Boy To Doctor: Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bhi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho . . . ? ? ? Doctor: Hai Na . . . Beta Bas Peeche Se Lete Raho. . . Karo sms
Nagi Larki
1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia! Waiter dekhta reh geya. Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Waiter: Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi
Pregnent Lady
Pregnant Lady A Pregnant Lady TeAcher (Jisk| shAlwAr PhAti hOi tHi) Bacho Batao mujhi beta hoga ya beti. . .? One boy: Beta. lAdy teAcher: tujhy kesy pata chala. . .? Boy : Ap jAb jhukeen theen tub mein ny bAchy k| mOnchEn dEkh lEin theen.
