Have a great Year 2009

New Year Sms I wish U to have a ….. Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

I pray you lay in rest

New Year Sms Hi My Very Special Friend.. I pray you lay in rest, God bless you always & may New Year 2009.. Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.

Jamu Jat

Q: What is the similarity b/w ELECTION & SEX? . . . . . . . Ans: Dono mein umeedwar ‘KHARA’ hota hy

different ages song

Hindi Adult Sms Songs for penis of different ages 15-Papa kehte hein bara naam kare ga. 16-25-Dhoom macha de dhoom 26-40-Kabhie khushi kabhie gham 41-55-Kal ho na ho 55+ Pappu cant dance sala!

Can u solve

Can U solve “Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?” Socho Demagh larao Phir socho nhi solve howa na Chalo khair Ye Banta hey After shair Pao Ha ha ha ha ha ha……. Posted in Funny Sms

Love begins with smile

Love begins with a smile, Grows with a kiss, Ends with a tear. When you were born, You were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, You’re the one smiling And everyone around you is crying.

shakalaka boom

Adult Sms Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!

Adult sms dad gone

Adult Sms 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.