Sabka Baap Hon
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, “Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo” Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, “O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon.
Gulab ka Phool
Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kaantay na houn. ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho. Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte.
teri dosti
teri dosti Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai, teri khushi meri jaan hai, kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi, bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.
Girls Fire
Suhaag raat ko doolha apni dulhan ki aankhon ko choom raha tha. Dulhan asked: Ye kiya kar rahe ho? Doolha said: Aankhein choom raha hoon, ye shakhsiat ki kitaab hoti hain. Dulhan boli: neechay library mein aag lagi hui hai aur tu kitaab mein ghusa hua hai. Home page
Funny Sms chaliye na
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
