Tum Meri Valentine Ho

Valentine Day Sms Shayeri Tum Meri Valentine Ho Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho [...]

Agla number tera hai

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya, aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia. Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola, Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!

Sub ka Number aye Ga

Funny Adult Sms Height of Request : Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi Kutto  Kamino Khuda k wastay Laro to Nahi Sub ka Number aye Ga

Mera number kab ae ga

Pathan Sms PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car. POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho.?? PATHAN: naZar nae a raha… POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga? PATHAN:Is larki k bad..;