Agla number tera hai
Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya, aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia. Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola, Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!
Kal jaye ga
Pathan Sms Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na? Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!:
mujhe masharti aloom nahi ati
Sardar & Pathan Sms Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati. Sardar: pr main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
Mera number kab ae ga
Pathan Sms PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car. POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho.?? PATHAN: naZar nae a raha… POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga? PATHAN:Is larki k bad..;
Jannat k mazay
Pathan Sms pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara, kisi ne pocha kyun maara. PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge, janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…
Pathan Ki Miss call
Pathan Sms pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
Pathan bhool gaya
Hindi, Urdu 1 pathan condom lene medical store par gaya or condom ka nam bhol gaya. Dukandar: kia chahiay? Pathan (apna dick table pe rakh kar) : khocha is ki casing dedo. English: Once pathan goes to medical store & ask for condom but.. pathan forget the name of condom. Pathan put the “lun” on [...]
What is common between
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Qaid-e-Azam? Pathan replied “All r born on govt holidays”
