Pehla Paida hota to
Sardar Sms Teacher: oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
Goli Sms
Sardar Sms Sardar G:- Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Freind:- Goli lagi si maathey vich Sardar G:- Rab da shukar kar k aankh bach gai.
Clerk & Manager
Sardar Sms Sardar got promotion from Clerk to Manager. He went home & told his wife in NEW Style, Biwi Behosh! Y? He said 2 Her “Tu aj Rat se MANAGER K SATH SOYEGI”.
zameen kitni door hy
Sardar Sms TITANIc doob raha tha, 1.Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni door hy? Sardar 4k.m, Gorey ne samndr ma jump lga k pocha kis trf? Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
Pehle khud confirm karo
Sardar Sms Sardar: Maths mei fail kyo hua? Son: Kabi teacher bolti hy 3+5=8 Agle din bolti hy 4+4=8 Phr bolti hy 6+2=8 Usay khud ko confrm nhi tu mujhe kya sikhaegi
Funny saboot
Sardar Sms 1 sardar road pe potti kar raha tha, police ney pakar liya. Jab usey lejaney lagey to sardar bola: Saboot to utha lo. :
Sexy Awaz
Sardar Sms Aik Hakeem ne aik sardar ki bimari ka ilaj aurat ka doodh tajveez kia. Bari mushkil se sardar ne aik aurat ko razi kia. Doodh pilate hue wo aurat garam hogayi Us ne sexy awaz bna kr sdar se puchha: Kuch aur b chahiye to btao. Sardar: Agar nal biscuit v mil janday [...]
Sardar ka mazak
Sardar Sms Teacher: tell me” what is the meaning of SMS ?” Sardar angrily said, “I know – it means… S – Sardaron ka M – Mazak uranay wali S – Service…
