Naughty Daughter
Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga> beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra
Faraz Funny Sms 2
Aata Khatam Bijli Khatam Cheeni Khatam Pani Khatam Sukoon Khatam Waaday Khatam Ittehad Khatam Muqadamay Khatam Banday Mar Mar K Khatam Or To Or Sab Se Bari Baat. . Ek Banda Bacha Tha FARAZ Ab To Wo Bhi Khatam..
Good Morning Sms
Subh Subh Suraj Ka Sath Ho Parindon Ki Aawaz Ho Hath Me Tea Or Yaadon Me Aap Ho Us Khush Numa Subh KiKia Baat Ho =@=GooD=@= =@MorninG=@=
Islamic sms text messages
Islamic sms text messages Irshaad-E-Nabwi (S.A.W) Hai, “Logon Se Miltay Waqt Muskurana, Andhay Ko Rasta Dikhana, Raste Se Pathar Uthana, Sulah Karna, Aur Neki Ki Baat Batana Bhi Sadqa Jaria Hai.”
Jija sali susu
Jija Sali Susu In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a Sardar and asked him, SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao, Sardarji replied you naughty Girl! Pehle tum Dikhao. (karosms.com)
One Chance
One Chance sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“ bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“ haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“ newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“ pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu [...]
Funny Adult Sms – A girl
Funny Adult Sms A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
Adult sms – 2 hours
Adult sms beeti: aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya maa: woh kaisay ? beeti : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha
