ek baba hans raha tha
Ek baba cinema main hans raha tha: Aadmi: Kyon hans rahy ho? Baba: 20 saal bad aaj mera khara hua hai. Aadmi: Baba ji aapne mera pakra hua hai.
Ghus aye ho
Sahab: Tum bathroom mein q ghus aye, kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon? Mulazim: Hazur galti ho gai, main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain.
Dil torne wala kia jane
Funny Poetry Sms Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??
kissing is an inquiry
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
Judge Pati or Patni
JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ? PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu, PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!! Posted In Adult Sms
mobile rules
Adult sms Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna,battery fategi to gand fat jayegi,log hath se gand dhote hain,aur tum gand se hath dho baithoge.
Pay karo gay
Funny adult sms In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
Adult sms dad gone
Adult Sms 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
