how many fingers in hand
Eid Sms Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain??? Pappu: Sir 6 Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar
diwar per choone say
Eid ul Azha Poetry Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai
shuag raat dulhan sharma ka
Eid Ul Azha Sms suhag raat ko dulha bola’jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun’ dulhan sharma kar boli’aap ka rocket 1 baar daikh loun phir decide karoungi’
girl and boy were siting alone
Eid ul azha funny Sms a girl and boy were siting alone that boy started touching the girl girl:dont touch me all thing only after marriage boy ook call me when u r maried
Maa kee yaad
Eid Ul Azha Sms sardar say uski girl freind ne boobs choosnay ko kaha. sardar thori dair mummay choos ker roonay laga. Girl friend:kya hoa janoo? Sardar:Oey Maa ki yaad aagai
rape case main bacha
Chand Raat Sms 8 sal ka bacha rape case mein pakra jata hai. Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai??? Bacha kehta hai madam hila mat warna case harjaogi.
ek larki ke shadi hoti hai
Adult Sms ek larki ki shadi hoti he per us ka hole khula hota hay! uski maa kehti hay ‘apne hole mein koi kapra daal le manhoos’ larki jaldi mein MQM ka flag daal leti he! dulha chodta hay to flag bahar nikal jata hay. dulha ghusey mein kehta hai ‘in bhen chodo ne yaha [...]
School ke ghanti
Eid Ul Azha Quotes School ki Ghanti Ghareeb ka Dervaza Aur Lerki Jab bhi Bajaoo ge . . . . . . . . . . . Bachay he Niklain ge
