latest Eid ul Azha sms
Eid Ul Azha sms Shadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot k andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai
Salad banany ka tareeka
Eid Ul Azha Sms Aaj main apko salad banany ka tareeka batate hoon. Sab se pehly aap 1 kheera lein… agar takleef ho rahi hey to nikal lein otherwise enjoy karein…
every night
Eid Ul Azha sms Research shows men r fat than women bcoz every night men get fresh milk & 2 big apples,while women only get 1 banana 2 peanuts & 1 teaspoon of maiyonaise
Phathan or samandar par larki
Eid Ul Azha Sms A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in karachi asked a phattan sandwich loge?’ phattan replied, ‘o, sand may kyon?, room may kyon nahi?’
It’s Challange for you
Eid Ul Azha Sms It’s Callange for you agar app ko kissi larki kee lash millay tu kasiay pata karian gay kay woh larki hindu hai ya muslim khoob soch kar jawab dena i am waiting…
dil laga kar parhna
Eid Ul Azha Sms Ghar Waloun ka kehna hai kay beta dill laga kar pharhna lakin unhain kon samjhay :: :: kay dill laganay kay baad study kahan hoti hai
Eid or Bachay
Eid Sms Aik admi dosray admi say yeh bachay itnay shararti kioun hotay hain? Dosra Admi bola joo cheez banti shararat say ho woh cheez sharif kaisy ho sakti hai hehehhe Need more sms on you mobile send sms to me on this number 03077323380 i will send you a lot messages.
Use condomn on Eid
Eid Funny Sms A sardar breaks an egg to make an omellette. He notices that the egg is empty.Sardar says, ‘Bhenchod aaj kal murghey bhi condomn use karne lage!!!!!’
