Pehle khud confirm karo
Sardar Sms Sardar: Maths mei fail kyo hua? Son: Kabi teacher bolti hy 3+5=8 Agle din bolti hy 4+4=8 Phr bolti hy 6+2=8 Usay khud ko confrm nhi tu mujhe kya sikhaegi
Sardar ka mazak
Sardar Sms Teacher: tell me” what is the meaning of SMS ?” Sardar angrily said, “I know – it means… S – Sardaron ka M – Mazak uranay wali S – Service…
Pathan Ki Miss call
Pathan Sms pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
economic teacher
Adult Jokes Economics teacher : Give an example of” complete business failure due to negligence” Student : A pregnant prØstitute
Ek officer kiss
Ek officer kiss Ek Officer School cheking k Doran Dikhta hay k ek teacher Larki ko Pakar k Kiss Ker raha hay….. Officer: Whar is This? Teacher: “MAR NAHI PAYAR“
doodh peena chor dia
doodh peena chor dia Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum? Student: main Teacher: wo kaise? Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai Magar abu ab bhi peety hain
School Teacher
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
